A: Are you OK?
B: No.
A: What happened?
B: I had a near death experience.
A: Oh… Did you see God? Is she mad at me?
B: No. I guess I wasn’t that close.
A: Than I wouldn’t call it a near death experience.
B: Why are you so sure that we will see God once we die.
A: I just know.
B: You know too much.
A: You die too often.
